Today Chris bought me a new tea kettle because my old one’s valve was stuck and it no longer whistled.
The new one is pretty and shiny. But it has problems releasing the pressure within. Instead of a nice fine whistle, it sounds like a slow ….. fart.
The tea kettle is going back to Target. I’m just the woman to drive 60+ miles to avoid that sound every morning when I make my coffee.
Also – I’m now placing a strict blog ban on the word fart.
It’s been used entirely too much lately.
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